Over the last few years several people have asked me why I have given up on golf. After much soul searching, I realized it wasn’t the collapse of my swing, the rising cost to play and lack of free time, but rather my rational fear that I might run into Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie at some random driving range. That Nugenix commercial completely creeps me out.

If I were to accidentally bump into Tree Rollins and Mike Ivie, I would consider taking up the game again.