For the most part, I couldn’t be happier that I don’t follow the Iowa Hawkeyes football team. Instead, I’m watching two basketball blue bloods play some of the worst ball I’ve ever seen.

With a little more than 9 minutes left, I don’t care who wins. I just want the bleeding to stop. I don’t know how Tim Brando and Jim Jackson can keep from vomiting. Maybe this is how Steelers and Patriots fans feel.